If you’re reading this, then you’ve already started the chain reaction and there’s no going back. The events I am about to warn you about will definitely unfold, even if you close this email now. The best thing you can do now is read on and carefully follow my instructions.
The reason this is happening to you is unfair, but it’s beyond anyone’s control. This all started because of Charli XCX. She was ordinary in every way except that once a year, she would release a studio album. First it was "True Romance." Then the following year, it was "Sucker." These studio albums would go unnoticed, and you are about to face the same fate as her studio albums. Tomorrow, you will disappear off the face of the earth... unless you pass this e-mail on to 15 other people.
Please, be safe.
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