I ate two dark chocolate bars, a brownie, a burger and fries today. I couldn't resist, it's only because it's been one of the most stressful weeks ever and I needed tasty food
I read that crows are so smart that they will give gifts to people who feed them it's so fascinating. They, dolphins, bonobo chimps (they are hypersexual ), octopuses, and those gray parrots are just so smart.
I read that crows are so smart that they will give gifts to people who feed them it's so fascinating. They, dolphins, bonobo chimps (they are hypersexual ), octopuses, and those gray parrots are just so smart.
Bonobo chimps have sex with each other to ease off tensions. All bonobo chimps are bisexual, males will have sex with males, females with females, everyone with everyone. Many times a day. And they're so peaceful we should learn from them.
I don't need a dozen roses
You ain't gotta wine and dine, no
I don't need a pretty poet
Oooh, gettin' all emotional
You gotta beg for it, beg for it
I wanna see you lookin' up
Baby I'ma need you to beg for it
What if my family is watching Netflix at the same time and discover the profile.
Actually I like this idea but to be safe I'll do it at like 1 am or something. Thanks posh!
Make the profile the same name as your main one, and make all the suggestions similar to that of your families. Then, if your mom asks what it is, just say there must be a glitch and the system made a duplicate account. Most old people don't need much explaining beyond that.
I'll watch it tomorrow when I wake up 
Most old people don't need much explaining beyond that.