[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by GarageGlamorous

I'm way more into the "average" type of guy (and girl, for that matter) myself. But then, I'm bi so I don't really count I guess.

Otters >>>>> anything else, tbh. Meathead guys are the damn pits.

Ugh, same. Average guys are awesome. And otters

[Wonderland]

This reminds me that I need to set up my Grindr account for when I get back

Except my hair is so short right now and it makes me look terrible

[K$Ellie]

Luke is so close to 20,000 posts

[K$Ellie]

Originally posted by Click Clack

King



Especially yours

Thanks
I wasn't even the one that made it

[itsAllen]

Originally posted by GarageGlamorous

I'm way more into the "average" type of guy (and girl, for that matter) myself. But then, I'm bi so I don't really count I guess.

Otters >>>>> anything else, tbh. Meathead guys are the damn pits.

Otters are basically what I described. Skinny and athletic. It's all anyone cares about.

[Click Clack]

What the hell is a otter?
I'm black so educate me on white, gay terminology

[LoKoPaNdA]

Is it bad that now that she's irrelevant I no longer care much for Avril Lavigne

[itsAllen]

I dont get spoken to on any gay app that I have. And I have at least 5.

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by Click Clack

What the hell is a otter?
I'm black so educate me on white, gay terminology

A guy with body hair that's not too fat cause if he's very fat then that would be bear

[Wonderland]

Originally posted by Click Clack

What the hell is a otter?
I'm black so educate me on white, gay terminology

It's like average build and hairy chest. Though it does go a little bit
In either direction (Twinkier looking and jockier looking)

[itsAllen]

Originally posted by Click Clack

What the hell is a otter?
I'm black so educate me on white, gay terminology

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by itsAllen

I dont get spoken to on any gay app that I have. And I have at least 5.

You don't get spoken to at all, not even by creepy old men?

Also do you live in an area with a small population or....

[itsAllen]

Im too fat to be a twink, way too fat actually, but too skinny to be a bear.

So I am one of those that no one is attracted to.

[6 Apple St]

What you think:



What ATRL thinks:



okay

[Click Clack]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

A guy with body hair that's not too fat cause if he's very fat then that would be bear

Originally posted by Wonderland

It's like average build and hairy chest. Though it does go a little bit
In either direction (Twinkier looking and jockier looking)

Originally posted by itsAllen

I see, thanks guys.

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I get some of the craziest messages on those apps. Last week, some guy randomly sent me the lyrics to Favorite by Nicki Minaj, I screamed

[Wonderland]

People message me. But don't worry Allen sis, 100% of the time they're creeps. I have to message anyone I find cute as they don't message me

[itsAllen]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

You don't get spoken to at all, not even by creepy old men?

Also do you live in an area with a small population or....

I live in Raleigh, NC.

And no not even old men talk to me. It's like I literally don't even exist.

[Sanctuary]

I sat this girl down at work once and explained her all the different types of gays for like five minutes straight, her mind was so blown.

[Click Clack]

I used to be the biggest thot on those apps

It got old tho, now I'm just waiting on a bf like

[Wonderland]

I taught my girls twink once. That was awkward