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Originally posted by accelgors
i can't even choose which one of these is the best  ok i think my favorite is the salsa moves |
Some other golden quotes:
"I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”
Christian philosophizes on the roots of his odd sexual preferences: “Why is anyone the way they are? That’s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?”
Ana makes frequent references to her “inner goddess,” the adventurous, sex-crazed part of her psyche that eggs her on to go farther with Christian. Some of the nympho-maniacal deity’s best moments: “My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.” “My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face.” “My inner goddess jumps up and down with cheer-leading pom-poms shouting yes at me.” “My inner goddess looks like someone snatched her ice cream.”
On the opposite side of Ana’s psyche is her prudish, super-judgmental subconscious. Some of her most c—-blocking moments: “My subconscious purses her lips and mouths the word ‘ho.’ I ignore her.” “Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down again. Up and down like *****s’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go.”
