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Originally posted by accelgors
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dd i've never read the books but I just looked up bad quotes from them and good lord
"I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto."
"And from a very tiny, underused part of my brain - probably located at the base of my medulla oblongata near where my subconscious dwells - comes the thought: He's here to see you."
"My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba."
"I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt at the thought of being his."
"I had no idea giving pleasure could be such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves."
(all separate parts of the book)
"Now I know what all the fuss is about. Two orgasms… coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow."
"I eye Christian's toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. Hmm…"
"He steps out of his Converse shoes and reaches down and takes his socks off individually. Christian Grey's feet … wow… what is it about naked feet?"
I actually cannot stop laughing now
Wonderlust
