So I just left 7-11 (Beyonce, ha impact) and while in line, this chick made friendly conversation with me. Long story short, I left out the store and she asked me for my number right before I pulled off.
I thought it was weird that a chick was asking me for my number when it should be the other way around being that guys usually ask the girl for their number.
Ill step all over your Jordan's and then hide behind a cop
The lies
And I've literally punched a friend in the face for stepping on my sneakers. To my defense, he did it on purpose. Plus, I can pass for white, so the cop will be on my side