[HEIDI]

I imagine the same for bénny, but like Marina, nothing ever comes out of her Billboard runs.

[ezra]

Originally posted by minxie

Marina abusing pre-order effect for the fourth time this album era and still the song is NOT sticking. She's probably flailing in pain + frustration as the repo man bangs on her creaky apartment door. Can't wait until she gets fired from her job at Arby's and she ultimately has zero money coming in and gets deported back to Greece.

Electra Heart & FROOT are like, kinda ahead of Sucker on iTunes? This must be some kind of Greek trick or indie-pop bias against Charcoal xtube right...

[minxie]

Originally posted by ezra

Electra Heart & FROOT are like, kinda ahead of Sucker on iTunes? This must be some kind of Greek trick or indie-pop bias against Charcoal xtube right...

SUCKER is still charting on the Billboard 200 (longer than Electrasol Heart & The Family Jewels did combined lol gasp) so this argument is N/A just like MariN/A's career + MariN/A's life after she ultimately fits the noose around her fat head and kicks the chair.

[HEIDI]

Marina wins and minxie can't deflect this. His beloved kworb.net has turned on him.



42. Marina and the Diamonds
53. Charli XCX

[Giselle]

Beysus & Charli XCX = Hot 100 Appearances
Marina = NO Hot 100 Appearances (ever... in life)

[ezra]

Originally posted by minxie

SUCKER is still charting on the Billboard 200 (longer than Electrasol Heart & The Family Jewels did combined lol gasp) so this argument is N/A just like MariN/A's career + MariN/A's life after she ultimately fits the noose around her fat head and kicks the chair.

mmkay if you say so! kinda sound bothered and Gaga'd right now ?

*buys I'm a Ruin on iTunes + streams it on Spotify*

[minxie]

Excited for tomorrow when Meh is punted by her football head out of the top 1000 again similarly to how she was punted out of Dr. Luke's studio after spitting.

[ezra]

Beyacki = scrambled eggs, bleached, over
Marina = youthful, talented, ability to birth children (healthy ones)

[Giselle]

Omg, even with Marina being above Charli she still can't win

Marina - 54 Countries - United States (this kinda confirms bored tumblr kids in midwestern cities are her audience + that she is kinda local [well not really because to be local you have to be a thing in the US])

Charli - 70 Countries - Germany (a gl0be tea)

Marina will be back out of the top 5000 in a few days.

[minxie]

Kim Kardashian - Jam: #117 on Billboard
MariN/A - Primadonna/Lies/How To Be A Heartbreaker (all produced by Dr. Luke): N/A on any US chart

Still funny! Modern Marilyn is more musically talented than meatball face though so I'm unsurprised.

[HEIDI]

Bén: Last #1 given to by Gaga, has a string of forgotten hits, no entry on Mediatraffic's All Time Chart, hates her child, is in a sham marriage, her father hates her, etc etc etc

Marina: Doing excellent for a virtual nonentity

[Giselle]

Beyst is currently on the Hot 100, something Marina has [[[~*never*~]]] done.

[Giselle]

Originally posted by minxie

Kim Kardashian - Jam: #117 on Billboard
MariN/A - Primadonna/Lies/How To Be A Heartbreaker (all produced by Dr. Luke): N/A on any US chart

Still funny! Modern Marilyn is more musically talented than meatball face though so I'm unsurprised.

Oh wow, this is so true.

I'm happy the GP supports real talent + not tumblr gimmicks.

[ezra]

Marina is beyond the charts. Good music does that sometimes! OMG let me listen to fka twigs on that note

[Lord Blackout]

This reminded me of lohanthony for some reason.

He's such an icon I actually worship him!

[Neonika]

Originally posted by minxie

Kim Kardashian - Jam: #117 on Billboard
MariN/A - Primadonna/Lies/How To Be A Heartbreaker (all produced by Dr. Luke): N/A on any US chart

Still funny! Modern Marilyn is more musically talented than meatball face though so I'm unsurprised.

[Skywalker]

i thought marina was a fad

[minxie]

Justin Bieber career metascore: 63
Marinara hers: 62

[Lord Blackout]

Wtf? Both of them are ugly + nobodies.

Meanwhile Tove Lo is on her way to actual, solo success without her fans needing to ***** her out everywhere.

You know you're trash when your metacritic score is your biggest achievement a la STD Twigs (Godzealia doesn't apply since she turned the world on Wiggy).

[Giselle]

Omg, Jam is so iconic.

They playin' my jam, They playin' my jam
They playin' my jam, They playin' my jam
They playin' my jam, They playin' my jam
They playin' my jam, They playin' my jam