[Tymps.]

Originally posted by Sazare

Hi tymposuction <3

Lip(osuction) and tymp(osuction) sound nothing alike lol FAIL!

[Sasha.]

Originally posted by Guernica

it just has to do with their genetics. they got them short genes in the family. The shortest non-little person I've ever known was 4'9 and he was a boy too so that made it extra sucky for him

this is why i feel like snooki shouldn't have biological kids. no offense, but she's 4'9 and her boyfriend is like 5'3, that kid is going to go through hell. it's not fair

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by Guernica

it just has to do with their genetics. they got them short genes in the family. The shortest non-little person I've ever known was 4'9 and he was a boy too so that made it extra sucky for him

Why can't I stop thinking about how small his poor penis probably was?

[Lukey]

I literally hate my genes my mum has given me, I've got most of hers.

The only thing that I've got from my Dad really is... My hair colour, my mum's a natural Ginger, dodged a bullet!

And his adams apple... Except his is quite out there iirc

[ReginaPhalange]

Originally posted by Sasha.

It's my birthday today and I'll have to spend an entire year sharing the same age as the title of a Taylor Swift song. I'm hurting, I can't help it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZARA

Can i eat some of your cake?

[LoKoPaNdA]

The Male MJ is slaying this thread tonight

Night Zephyr

[Sazare]

Originally posted by accelgors

why didn't you say hi to me >: (

I don't like you </3

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by Tymps.

dd I'm not really 6'4"

I knew it

[Let the Light in]

Originally posted by Ferrer

Perfect

Every couple pounds show

[Sasha.]

Originally posted by JustLuke

I literally hate my jeans my mum has given me, I've got most of hers.

The only thing that I've got from my Dad really is... My hair colour, my mum's a natural Ginger, dodged a bullet!

And his adams apple... Except his is quite out there iirc

You wear jeans for women?

No wonder she's onto you about your sexuality.

[ReginaPhalange]

Originally posted by JustLuke

I literally hate my jeans my mum has given me, I've got most of hers.

The only thing that I've got from my Dad really is... My hair colour, my mum's a natural Ginger, dodged a bullet!

And his adams apple... Except his is quite out there iirc

jeans are pants. Genes is dna

[Almodusa]

jeans

*sighs*

[Sasha.]

Originally posted by ReginaPhalange

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZARA

Can i eat some of your cake?

thank you

no.

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

Tallest thot title revoked and given to Ferrer instead

Slayley is much taller than me. Speaking of Slayley, where is ha?

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Sasha.

You wear jeans for women?

No wonder she's onto you about your sexuality.

Originally posted by ReginaPhalange

jeans are pants. Genes is dna

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

*sighs*

Genes*

Common mistake to make when you're typing fast.

Sidenote: Happy Birthday Sash

[Tymps.]

Originally posted by accelgors

why didn't you say hi to me >: (

Relax he only said hi to me because he thought I was 6'4"

[ReginaPhalange]

Originally posted by Sasha.

thank you

no.

ily

rude, i just wanted the icing

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by Ferrer

Slayley is much taller than me. Speaking of Slayley, where is ha?

Banned in the Underworld

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by Let the Light in

Every couple pounds show

You're still the perfect height especially in proportion to me. My ex was 5'8...

That is a pretty good advantage of being tall like me, I never watch my weight

[Guernica]

Originally posted by JustLuke

I literally hate my jeans my mum has given me, I've got most of hers.

The only thing that I've got from my Dad really is... My hair colour, my mum's a natural Ginger, dodged a bullet!

And his adams apple... Except his is quite out there iirc

'jeans' luke pls I got most of my physical traits from my dad.