I can't believe everyone here knows their names so well

I just refer to them as the main guy, Mexican barber, little hairy dude who's way too into drugs and looks like a short version of my old boss Oleg, old dude with an 80s **** star moustache, old dude's even older boyfriend, Damian from Mean Girls, guy who looks like Phil (the main guy's English boss who he's having an affair with - he looks exactly like my friend's boyfriend Phil) and old *** hag.
I swear they never even mention each other's names
