Being called 'reductive' by one of the biggest iconic stars who'll ever walk the earth and someone you worship and someone whose looks ideas and images you stole and couldn't wait to meet until you actually meet her and she thinks you're creepy and then you steal a song of hers and pretend it is yours only to get called out by said iconic star and you deny it even though it's obvious to everyone one earth you stole it and then the iconic star you adore drags you across the globe for it and you start getting fat and your tour starts bombing so you fake a hip injury and then go back into the studio and record an album you think is genius but the label thinks it's awful so they make you record a song with a pedophile who pissed on young girls and you release the album and it's a disaster and everyone hates it and it flops off the charts and you tour behind it but no one goes so you play to empty arenas and fake the numbers and you walk out of hotels dressed like a special-needs clown for attention and then you record a karaoke album with an octogenarian that stiffs and now you're doing soundtracks to tv documentaries is awesome...
Amazing. JLow looked so young 
Their fanfiction isn't even funny; just disturbed.
