Birthday flopped cuz Katy Perry (who sucks) is always desperate to have "universal" songs and she thought, "well gee, everyone has a birthday, let's do a song about that!"
But it's a stupid topic to make a song about. Except ofc for Birthday Sex, but that's a classic/masterpiece.
Katy 'Universal' Perry her singles are all like that. "Let's sing about the 4th of July so everyone sings this song on that day! A song called E.T. so people start singing it when they talk about aliens! A song about last Friday night!". It's kind of annoying.
Birthday flopped cuz Katy Perry (who sucks) is always desperate to have "universal" songs and she thought, "well gee, everyone has a birthday, let's do a song about that!"
But it's a stupid topic to make a song about. Except ofc for Birthday Sex, but that's a classic/masterpiece.
Posts like these always makes me think Nicole has a Black
or Latino husband. You probably have attractive mulatto offspring.
Katy 'Universal' Perry her singles are all like that. "Let's sing about the 4th of July so everyone sings this song on that day! A song called E.T. so people start singing it when they talk about aliens! A song about last Friday night!". It's kind of annoying.
Guys, remember when WE (crazy forum rats who stalk everything music relared and esp. Pop music) saw AATB in the top10 on iTunes and then we were all "huh, who is this, what is she doing in the top10?" we looked it up on Youtube and for a minute assumed it was Kelly Osbourne's alter-go.....literally none knew her.
That was itunes payola (Tamar opened our eyes to this. It exists. Troy pulled this ****)
Katy Perry (who sucks) is always desperate to have "universal" songs and she thought, "well gee, everyone has a birthday, let's do a song about that!"
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Originally posted by ks_dollar
Katy 'Universal' Perry her singles are all like that. "Let's sing about the 4th of July so everyone sings this song on that day! A song called E.T. so people start singing it when they talk about aliens! A song about last Friday night!". It's kind of annoying.
Oh, and this is literally a verbatim Katy 'Universal' Perry quote: "'I want to write a song called 'Double Rainbow.'"
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At a recent session, Perry went in with a melody and verse to work with Greg Kurstin and McKee. “She came in from a yoga class and said, 'I want to write a song called 'Double Rainbow.'' So we have a song called ‘Double Rainbow.’” -- Billboard Magazine
It's probably a living hell for Katy Perry's writers.
I can just see them constantly fake-smiling at Universal Perry's song ideas.
People always come up with the dumbest "drags" to try discredit Katy, it's more a reflection on their own intelligence really
Can you blame them? Their fave walks into a studio and the only idea she has every time is a song about partying in a club all night long and spending the next day soaked in your own puke. It's kinda gross.
No wonder Katy is also the queen of concepts. Omg wish she were still talented
Wtf Ainsworth, Taylor is not talented. As much as I like/love some songs from 1989, there's that missing Godty ingredient that makes pop music timeless (See: Firework).
Can you blame them? Their fave walks into a studio and the only idea she has every time is a song about partying in a club all night long and spending the next day soaked in your own puke. It's kinda gross.
No wonder Katy is also the queen of concepts. Omg wish she were still talented
Wtf Ainsworth, Taylor is not talented. As much as I like/love some songs from 1989, there's that missing Godty ingredient that makes pop music timeless (See: Firework).
Sis stop tugging at ha wig! I'm here for the Queen to DELIVER at the Superbowl
