[Save-Me-Oprah]

Worst Dressed at the 2015 Golden Globes
LANA DEL REY
The "Big Eyes" singer's crinkly turquoise vintage Travilla number was an eye sore.

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by Elusive Chanteuse

secondary drowning is even scarier.

What is that?

[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

I think my older siblings introducing me to scary shark movies at a young age effed me up.. Lol

Well I would not want to be eaten alive (or dead).

[YoYo]

Originally posted by MrPeanut

Sounds like an STD.

[GreasyBruce]

I wonder what would happen if they made a giant blender like in that Halloween Simpsons episode and threw Kelly Clarkson in.

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by MrPeanut

Well I would not want to be eaten alive (or dead).

This reminds me of the cannibalist in Florida who ate a homeless man's face on the sidewalk like 2 years ago. There's even (s hitty) footage.

[Dollas n Diamonds]

Originally posted by MrPeanut

Trapped In His Body For 12 Years, A Man Breaks Free

Poor Ke$ha.

This is like my worst nightmare.

This is so horrifying yet soo fascinating, I'm gonna download The podcast when I can

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

This reminds me of the cannibalist in Florida who ate a homeless man's face on the sidewalk like 2 years ago. There's even (s hitty) footage.

I would rather be talking about Ke$ha drinking piss, disgusting

[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

This reminds me of the cannibalist in Florida who ate a homeless man's face on the sidewalk like 2 years ago. There's even (s hitty) footage.

Just another day in Florida.

[Pop pop123]

Originally posted by Save-Me-Oprah

Worst Dressed at the 2015 Golden Globes
LANA DEL REY
The "Big Eyes" singer's crinkly turquoise vintage Travilla number was an eye sore.

made more buzz than Borde granny pants.

[GreasyBruce]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

I would rather be talking about Ke$ha drinking piss, disgusting

Omg have you heard the rumours? He is supposed to have a new album out this year A real one, not a High Hopes demo mess

[GreasyBruce]

Kelly burgers would actually probably taste so good. With nice bacon strips and cheddar, tomato and lettuce and mayo. Mmmm my mouth is literally watering. She has that perfect consistency where she's got some fat and not a lot of muscle, nice supple meat on her bones.

[YoYo]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

Drowning is terrifying.

Ugh yes it is .

[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

I wonder what would happen if they made a giant blender like in that Halloween Simpsons episode and threw Kelly Clarkson in.

Leftovers for a week.

[Lord Blackout]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Kelly burgers would actually probably taste so good. With nice bacon strips and cheddar, tomato and lettuce and mayo. Mmmm my mouth is literally watering. She has that perfect consistency where she's got some fat and not a lot of muscle, nice supple meat on her bones.

Meat = Muscle

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

I would rather be talking about Ke$ha drinking piss, disgusting

Did she actually drink piss?

I lowkey wonder how piss tastes tho.. LOL

[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by YoYo

Ugh yes it is .

[Ozzy8923]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

I wonder what would happen if they made a giant blender like in that Halloween Simpsons episode and threw Kelly Clarkson in.

Mess.

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Omg have you heard the rumours? He is supposed to have a new album out this year A real one, not a High Hopes demo mess

What? Already I'm here for Bruce being the Rihanna of the old rock legends

[YoYo]

Originally posted by MrPeanut

Just another day in Florida.

White lines pretty babeeh..