When Bill Werde went on a lengthy blog post explaining his investigation into uncovering their identities, only to shockingly discover "they may not be real people at all"
Can you imagine how much it will hurt when Iggy's butt implants burst inside her body? It will be a slow, agonizing death as her blood becomes infected with the silicone
They don't even care about making it seem like a real person anymore
Oh ARTPOP 
