WHY you should vote for me in jury:
1. I thought for myself, unlike Buddy. I made the big and dangerous decision of leaving the alliance to go on my own as I could tell it was a sinking ship (only 1 of them is final 3 kii)
2. I was smart with my moves. I originally pitched the idea of eliminating Cristhian, OhRly?, and Slayley to Buddy in the event that my ideal plan to keep Cristhian and eliminate Buddy failed
3. I was good at a social game. Despite causing arguments with multiple people, I was able to keep votes, restore lost friendships, and play the "I'm not problem, I'm just messy don't eliminate me!" game
4. When I tried, I was good at competitions. There are two total competitions in this game that I tried playing for more than 30 minutes. Those are Wingoball and Simon. Both of which I had the highest scores in. I was smart enough to not make myself a target, unlike Buddy, and continue playing the "I'm just a hot mess that's a flop!" game.
Also remember who patronized all of you, calling each of you names and treating you like dogs. Buddy does not respect people and would not make a respectable winner.
xox
They better hope and pray
, getting punched out at the end must suck, maybe you should've kept my ass 
