If there were paedos that looked like Shia back when I could be taken advantage of without begging for it, I'd have totally hopped into his ice cream truck and then hop onto something else.
No you do NOT try it when the eurotrash trailer park bitch in your avatar went on a LENGTHY homophobic rant on live television a few months ago, and then tried to kiss and make up once her empty head realized the "All The Things She Said" royalties from the 20 or so questioning lesbians who still like them weren't going to be coming in anymore (not that rubles are worth anything now, lol)