To all the upcoming STRAIGHT ATRLers, follow me @SpinThatShhh on Twitter and I will keep you safe from these homosexuals. I know they can be scary, but they are harmless (surprising, I know!)
Homosexuals wanting to covert to the ancient art of "straight" are welcome to follow to.
Wow @ some of you guests actually following me. Thx. Lemme ask the Admin if he plans on opening registration for y'all in return.
But he totally hates me for harassing him 24/7 + constantly voicing the staff on this site suck ass, so let's hope he doesn't have a meltdown on me and permaban.