Here's my gift for BEETHOVEN.
Since he didn't even bother to submit I'm not gonna waste my time pretending I care what his reaction is.
My original plan was to buy him something from Amazon if he submitted his entry but screw that.
I should known better than to waste my time on an Azealia Banks Stan.
You guys know I'm at work. A conference call came up. I'm back now but I have to leave in about half an hour.
I don't know how some links got changed to lowercase. I copied and pasted directly. All I changed was the quote tag to take out the names. I don't care that much, though. #SantaConfession.