[Vulps]

Think Rihanna featuring Chris Brown. Think Igloo Australia. Think Squall winning Ranger of the Year. Each concept is messier than the previous, but none of them are quite as messy as whoever will win this next award:



The nominees for the What the Hell (Bimbo Jones Remix) Award are:

Six
Mrnoniee
Lippy

And the very hard-working winner is:

Lippy

Luckily, Six isn’t here to witness this snub. Though that brings to question: was he robbed?

[Vulps]

Boo LA Reid:

Vulps
greeneyedsoul
caleb.
Devon
Squall

Pls LA die:

..

Devon

Congrats.






































But that's not all!

Much like the song this award is named after, we wish these members never existed. This is the Let Me Go Award for:




The nominees:

greeneyesoul
Squall
Devon

The winner:

Congrats Squall

...

Devon

And usually after being nominated for this award, said Rangers pack up and leave town, making them the perfect candidates for our next award, the Everything Back But You Award:



Your happy nominations went to:

Devon
-Lewymocha-
Music2005

And the winner is:

....

Devon

And usually after that they take to hating on Avril and her fans in their abundant free time, and so we bring you to the Little Miss Obsessive award for:



Our much beloved nominees are:

#lovecoldplay
shadesofwrong
AshleeSimpsonFan
Devon

And our glorious winner is:

.....

AshleeSimpsonFan

[Vulps]

And now…the second biggest award of the night, presented by the biggest superstar of our generation!



Hello. All these nominees are shining black stars, and true examples of what an Avril Ranger should be. They stan, they shade, they share, they shart. And here are your nominees for the coveted The Best Damn Thing Award:

Cosplay Guru Skull Girl ♥
Self-professed Pansexual Afferty
Syphilis carrier Vulps
Syphilis lover Lippy

Who will take home the prize? Do any of them even deserve it? Why did Squall refuse to present this award? The winner of the 2014 Ranger of the Year Award is:

.......

For the first time ever, a tie!

Congratulations to Afferty and Vulps!

As is customary, the two must now consummate this joint win. Please contact Mrnoniee for details.

And don’t forget to stay tuned for the last award of the night, our honorary emmanuel_punk award of iconicness!

[Vulps]

emmanuel_punk

A legend.

A god.

An icon.

He inspired millions.

He has impacted us all.

Today, we honor him with the presentation of the emmanuel_punk Award, named after him.

While nobody can compete with him, here are the few who can at least hope to live in his shadow. The nominees are:

emmanuel_punk (his power!)
greeneyedsoul
caleb.
Vulps

And the winner is of this award, and the true winner of this night, is:

........

emmanuel_punk

And that's all for this years, fellow Rangers! Let's take this party to Yvess's strip club and let the good times roll!

[Lippy]

Imma let u finish but Lippy is the best Avril ranger of all time.

[Robert]

Yass I won a third of an award

Devon winning all the bad awards The new Squall

[Afferty]

Originally posted by Vulps

And now…the second biggest award of the night, presented by the biggest superstar of our generation!



Hello. All these nominees are shining black stars, and true examples of what an Avril Ranger should be. They stan, they shade, they share, they shart. And here are your nominees for the coveted The Best Damn Thing Award:





Who will take home the prize? Do any of them even deserve it? Why did Squall refuse to present this award? The winner of the 2014 Ranger of the Year Award is:

.......

For the first time ever, a tie!

Congratulations to Afferty and Vulps!

As is customary, the two must now consummate this joint win. Please contact Mrnoniee for details.

And don’t forget to stay tuned for the last award of the night, our honorary emmanuel_punk award of iconicness!

Ahah thanks everybody

and thanks Vulps for this beautiful night and event

[Yvess]

Congratulations to the winners!

I'll be giving out 50% discount on every purchase of guys drinks in my club

[Squall]

The Devon hate

[M A R N ✮]

I did just not miss most of it Dx

[M A R N ✮]

Originally posted by Vulps

Greetings fans, it's me.



Before you can get Dirrty (ha!), you gotta get a lil sweet first. And as the primary judge on The Voice, I've come to learn that a little niceness goes a long way - and prevents a lot of unnecessary bad press. And that's why I'm here to present the 4 Real Award.



The nominees are:



So who's our sweet, sugar, Candyman?

x

Skull Girl ♥

Thanks everyone

[Gabe²]

Did I win something?

[Vulps]

No.

[Gabe²]

I was gonna have a meltdown because Ii didn't win ****tiest Ranger, but Sexy Boy IS the ****tiest one so he's win is deserved.

[gotintoririfever1]

Originally posted by Vulps

Fans come, fans go. These are fans we'd like to keep buying albums. Particularly, mine. Sorry, I mean Avril Lavinge's? Like from Marooned Five? Yes.



Anyways, this is the Stay (Be the One) Award for:



You nominated:



And the winner is:

...

gotintoririfever1

********, I am NOT Having IT what a ****ing disgustEng award given to a dedicated blackstar like me

[gotintoririfever1]

Anyway thanks for the 2 awards that i'll b bringing home this year bearsharks

[Squall]

Not Vulps mentionning me in every post, I'm such a legend

[Vulps]

But of course sis. Your impact.

[caleb.]

I feel so Grammy's 2003's Avril

[Mrnoniee]

Originally posted by Vulps

Hola, estoy tan emocionada de estar aquí.



Es un verdadero honor tener este premio lleva el nombre de mi canción. Espera, no lo es?



Les nominés sont:



Le winner:

..

Mrnoniee

OMG OMG OMG !!!!
I won an Award ???


THANNK YOU EVERYONE >!>!!!!>

HELL YESS I AM THE MOST ACTIVE ONE