Taylor Swift @taylorswift13 · 18 hours ago Plotting, planning, HUSTLING since 1989.
What is she plotting against Katy?
She's plotting to take over Katy's halftime show mid-show while murdering her with a rusty sword. The crowd will all CHEER and it will make Super Bowl history!
And Bey should've given "Jealous" a try. She's much better suited for slick, polished productions like that than the ratchet, recycled trap beats she keeps trying to push.
She's plotting to take over Katy's halftime show mid-show while murdering her with a rusty sword. The crowd will all CHEER and it will make Super Bowl history!
she's Carrie her while announcing Bad Blood as her next single
"Like, I hate Pitbull, and I don't care! He's ****! And that's fine! He may hate my stuff, and I'm cool with that!"
Because acting 10 years younger than her age to please her label's need to attract tween girls and singing things like "I don't wanna go to school, I just wanna break the rules!" is so much better.
Taylor has never been even considered for the superbowl lmao. Guess she can do the puppybowl or something.
On another hand, the only way Keshit will make it there is if Katy cancels out of the blue (because of one of those imaginary illnesses popstars cancel concerts due to) and the NFL have to set up an execution ceremony instead to match the entertainment level and Fridge is the first to go.
Not that it's surprising, it's getting views from like 8 different fanbases, but still.
