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Originally posted by hello_world
Go call the police
Go call the governor
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Originally posted by Ferrer
Call the cops! 
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She's adopted, I don't want to be rude

One time I was cleaning the windows and I got sweaty so I went shirtless. The next day she RUSHED to me when she saw me and told me "now I know where you live, is THAT window" and I, innocent of me, asked her if my grandma told her or anything. Turns out she had been watching the whole time while I was wet, nearly nude and giving my best to my Beyoncé bops. Her mom even told me one day "yeah, she likes watching you from her window and sometimes she asks me where are you going"
