the fact that KATY PERRY is going to outgross Gaga, an artist who according to the monsters
- can't sing
- can't dance
- doesn't have any good songs
- has no memorable hits to play
- crap costumes
- bad sets
- only appeals to children
it's just embarrassing that she's outdoing Gaga, a self-proclaimed "touring force".
Where are the excuses for that?
maneaters accept gagaloo is a flop
the kittens INSIST taylord is a non-event basic white bitch with trite lyrics who only caters to children and yet she still sells 4.5x prism's opening week in her first one
We’re approaching Cee-Lo album levels of recycling the hit here, folks.
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Scratch everything that made “All About That Bass” slightly interesting (its context and the conversation it started, things I admit that have nothing to do with the music itself) and then we will have “Lips Are Movin'”, a shallow song about shallow things, a track which is also basically a Pipettes song minus the charisma and songcraft said group used to be remembered for. And since everything here is extremely calculated in order to recreate some kind of really forced playfulness, the listener is left with a sense of hollowness that contaminates the whole song because, well, the hook here is pretty much steady.
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Less politically problematic than her last single, but less interesting as well. A jaunty **** off song, well connected to others in the genre, believable and tightly constructed, but a bit too self consciously dumb and trying to be clever.
I expect a Katy Perry/JLo sized score in Metacritic for Trainor's album
