[Duca]

Did Beyoncé use Photoshop again?
Pop star accused of altering her waistline as fans notice strange distortions in latest round of selfies

all this overkill Pretty Hurts promo and none want it

[ultraviolento]

Nnn;

The monsters with local receipts

I thought she was THE WW act

What happened to that?

[Jolie's Lips]

Like, even ARTPOP is ahead of Ultraviolence on Kworb his WW iTunes chart thingie most of the time. Like after declaring lana a global album selling chanteuse, they literally have nothing left.

[mons†er]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Flop 2 Flop 500k
Ultraviolence 1,1KK

Yep, almost there

Banks flopped and her album wasnt acclaimed, 74 with 22 reviews does not amuse me (Lana has 74 with 35)

And let me not get started with the white trailer park trash

Duca just said it was 101k away stay mad.

And they both got a 74 BANKS isn't here for amusement.

And IDK who white trash is.
Are all Lana stans this mad at the world for her shortcomings and her irrelevancy?

[mons†er]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Nnn;

The monsters with local receipts

I thought she was THE WW act

What happened to that?

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

Like, even ARTPOP is ahead of Ultraviolence on Kworb his WW iTunes chart thingie most of the time. Like after declaring lana a global album selling chanteuse, they literally have nothing left.

[ultraviolento]

Lana without promo and hits = 1,1kk

Gaga with promo, generic music, hype = 1,8kk

Lana wins

[Kworb]

I love calling things the best or worst of all time. And I never lie or exaggerate.

[GreasyBruce]

There is something really weird about that new Beyonce Instagram pic, it looks so unnatural and eerie

[lilMonsterKayla]

There's nothing stannable about Rihanna. Not even looks-wise.

[Jolie's Lips]

They bragged about her outselling theater venues and such yet C-list comedians like George Lopez is outgrosssing her in most American cities.

[ultraviolento]

Poor monsters

They dont have nothing left

No singles
No albums
No awards
No respect
No acclaim
No tour

And I could go on and on and on...

I feel bad for them

[Badger]

What are the usernames of any large lana stans in SYG, so I know when to bring up C2C's future execution of Ultraviolence?

[mons†er]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

There's nothing stannable about Rihanna. Not even looks-wise.

The jokes write themselves.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by mons†er

The jokes write themselves.

Katy & Rihanna are the exact same popstar, looool.

[mons†er]

Instead of worrying about Gaga shouldn't you be worried about Eminem coming to punch Lana in her oversized lips?

[ultraviolento]

Lupus 2 Lupus will never outsell UV ww. Yall need to stop trying.

Anyways bye, I need to watch the new HTGAWM

[mons†er]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

Katy & Rihanna are the exact same popstar, looool.

Grammys and record sales say differently.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by ultraviolento

Poor monsters

They dont have nothing left

No singles
No albums
No awards
No respect
No acclaim
No tour

And I could go on and on and on...

I feel bad for them

IKR. They actually dedicate their lives to a fatass AHS season 4 clown.

[Jolie's Lips]

OMG when Lana used to cry about the USA not using her in any shape or form whatsoever and now the whole world don't use her. The indie Susan Boyle minus the vocal talent & cultural impact.

[B-Luke]

Originally posted by Kworb

I love calling things the best or worst of all time. And I never lie or exaggerate.

A Kanye tea. Can't say I don't enjoy it either.