[Sasha.]

[mikeyace16]

1989 only sold a million more first week than Thrown Away. Poor ha

[Giselle]

Fancy was so instantly iconic.

[MrDeeds]

[Sunshine.]

Originally posted by Jameson Teqkilla

1,110,420-440,000 = 660,420 always makes me scream

At her stans thinking people would forget.

[Lipton]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

Nicki is not the type of girl that could get married. She's way too bitchy for both alphas and betas.

The right Beta would just see her bitchiness as a challenge for how much they could conform to suit her desires.

[MrPeanut]

Welp that ended up being a bit anti-climactic, but objectively this is a more impressive commercial achievement than any of the other girls (except Adele) have ever experienced at any point in their respective careers.

[Remixed]

@chartnews: US sales: Britney Jean, @britneyspears 247,000

[Sasha.]

"YAAAAAAAAAS SHE'LL BEAT THE RECORD" *all of ATRL bandwagons*
*projections go up*
"YAS THE LORD SAVIOR BEST ALBUM EVER"
*HDD numbers*
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RECOOOOOOOOOOOOORD SUCKNEY SUCKS"
*final HDD numbers*
"..... OMG 3K BUT SHE HAS A TREND GUYS!!! SHE. HAS. A. TREND!!!" *posts how much her numbers were adjusted up and down with her previous albums*
"omg dont celebrate yet BB can adjust up!!1!1"
*BB adjusts down below 1,3m*
*lots of butthurt*

[YoYo]

Originally posted by MrDeeds

[mikeyace16]

Originally posted by Sasha.

"YAAAAAAAAAS SHE'LL BEAT THE RECORD" *all of ATRL bandwagons*
*projections go up*
"YAS THE LORD SAVIOR BEST ALBUM EVER"
*HDD numbers*
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RECOOOOOOOOOOOOORD SUCKNEY SUCKS"
*final HDD numbers*
"..... OMG 3K BUT SHE HAS A TREND GUYS!!! SHE. HAS. A. TREND!!!" *posts how much her numbers were adjusted up and down with her previous albums*
"omg dont celebrate yet BB can adjust up!!1!1"
*BB adjusts down below 1,3m*
*lots of butthurt*

When Thrown Away came out:

*crickets chirping*

[Vin]

Originally posted by Lipton

It isn't even about the celebrity thing. Alpha personalities just do not mix, in general.

Nicki needs a Beta weakling guy.

True. Nicki Minaj would be great with Justin Timberlake. She'll never be satisfied sexually, though.

...Vin

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by Lipton

The right Beta would just see her bitchiness as a challenge for how much they could conform to suit her desires.

ff two bitches in their own respective ways does not seem like it would be a good sight.

[Sinister]

Carrie is pregnant and healthy

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by Vin

True. Nicki Minaj would be great with Justin Timberlake. She'll never be satisfied sexually, though.

...Vin

She's a prostitute just like Britney.

[Lipton]

Originally posted by Vin

She'll never be satisfied sexually, though.

...Vin

Why do you say that, niece?

[Sasha.]

I swear, the little monsters jinx every artist they bandwagon for

[mikeyace16]

Originally posted by Sinister

Carrie is pregnant and healthy

and a local flop that can't win a cma or cam to save her life

[Giselle]

Poor Blac Chyna.
http://instagram.com/p/u_pX1bBRuq/?modal=true

Since Kanye is executively producing his album, I'm pretty sure Tyga will go to GOOD Music. He'll be more than fine without Young Money.

[Lipton]

http://instagram.com/p/vAPN8OjvPb/

This makes me cringe in an offensive manner. Douse her ass in bleach, tbh.