Daughter: "Mom, dad.. can we talk?"
Mom: "Sure."
Father: "What's wrong?"
D: "You guys better sit."
F: "Hm.. ok." -sits-
M: -sits-
D: "I have something that I've been holding in for a long time.."
F: "You're not gay, are you?"
D: "No."
M: "Pregnant?"
D: "No.. just listen, please."
M: "Well, what's wrong?"
D: "Please, just listen. This is really hard for me."
F: "Okay, we're listening."
D: "I'm.. I'm.. ha, this is more difficult than I thought it would be."
M: "It's okay - we'll love you no matter what."
F: "Nothing you can say will ever make us stop loving you."
D: "I know... thanks."
M: "So, what is it? Let it out."
D: "Well, I'm... I'm kinky."
M&F:
