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Discussion: Archived: Random Thoughts (#3)
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Originally posted by Sasha Pieterse
Well I guess Westlife always slayed more as a quartet, lemme drop Brian.
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Just like the rest of the world has
I'm pretty sure he's been reduced to voicing some reality trash in the Ireland 
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Originally posted by ReginaPhalange
I'm doing yoga for the first time tomorrow. Is it hard?  |
I did yoga like once. It isn't too too hard. Just be happy you aren't doing Pilates  pilates is so hard omg you don't even understand. It's basically just holding really hard positions for a really long time. Leg lifts (with both legs at the same time), and planks and stuff
It was hell
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I spent 5 mins 10 mins on that, y'all better read it
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My friend was this like lowkey ****ty school girl for Halloween and everyone dressed up so she came all dressed in her button Up shirt, badge, and plaid skirt until she realized she had to do a lab in chemistry. If you don't have pants on basically you can't do the lab so she mad me switch out of my body suit into her plaid skirt and it's short ASF and I look a mess rn tbh 
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thank you stefani for bringing this into the world 
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Originally posted by Bitchcraft
My friend was this like lowkey ****ty school girl for Halloween and everyone dressed up so she came all dressed in her button Up shirt, badge, and plaid skirt until she realized she had to do a lab in chemistry. If you don't have pants on basically you can't do the lab so she mad me switch out of my body suit into her plaid skirt and it's short ASF and I look a mess rn tbh |
I bet you look hot tbh.
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Quote:
Originally posted by ReginaPhalange
Just like the rest of the world has
I'm pretty sure he's been reduced to voicing some reality trash in the Ireland |
Isn't he married to some australian chick?
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Originally posted by Javier
Only Random Thots (f/ Sazare, Remmy, & DntBeAdrag-) by Javier
 Javier's Verse[Verse 1: Javier]
Yo, I never f****d Sazare, I never f****d Remmy
On my life, man, ****'s sake
If I did, I'd ménage with 'em and let 'em eat my a** like a cupcake
Posh full, he just ate, I don't duck nobody but tape
Yeah, that was a set-up for a punchline on duct tape
Worried 'bout if my posts fake, worry 'bout y'all n****s, us straight
These girls are my sons, Cupid and Changes plus eight
When I walk in, sit up gay, I don't give a f**k if I was late
Dinner with iHype on a G5 is my idea of an update
Hut-hut one, hut-hut two, big bitties, big butt too
F**k with them real thots who don't tell hoes what they up to
Had to show bitchcraft where the top is, ring finger where the rock is
These hoes couldn't test me even if their name was pop quiz
Bad b*****s who I f**k with, mad b*****s we don't f**k with
I don't f**k with them irrelavents unless they last name is cutlet
Let it soak in like seasonin'
And tell 'em, tell 'em blow me, Lance Stephenson
[Hook: Chris Brown]
I'm gay (x16)
Sazare's Verse
[Verse 2: Sazaee]
I never f****d Javier cause he got a man
But when that's over then I'm first in line
And the other day in his Maybach
I thought god damn, this is the perfect time
We had just come from that post *****
You know Ferrer, how the bandwidth slow
He was sitting down on that big butt
But I was still staring at the bussy though
Yeah, lowkey it may be high key
I been peeped that you like me, you know
Who the f**k you really wanna be with besides me?
I mean, it doesn’t take much for us to do this s**t quietly
I mean, she say I’m obsessed with thick Javier and I agree
Yeah, that’s right, I like my Javier bbw, yeah
Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you
Yeah, so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable
A** on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Clair Huxtable
Oh, yeah, you the man in the city when the mayor f**k with you
The nba players f**k with you
The bad-a** b*****s doing makeup and hair f**k with you
Oh, that’s cause I believe in something, I stand for it
And Javier if you ever tryna f**k
Just give me the heads-up so I can plan for it
[Hook: DntBeAFem-]
I'm gay (x16)
Remmy's Verse
[Verse 3: Remmy]
I never f****d Javier and that's f****d up
If I did f**k she'd be f****d up
Whoever is hittin' ain't hittin' it right
Cause he actin' like she need d**k in her life
That's another story, I'm no story teller
I piss greatness like gold is yellow
All my goons so overzealous
I'm from Hollygrove, the holy Mecca
Calender say I got money for days
I squirm and I shake, but I'm stuck in my ways
My girlfriend will beat a b***h up if she wave
They bet not f**k with her surfboard, surfboard
My eyes are so bright, I take cover for shade
Don't have my money? I take mothers instead
You got the hiccups, you swallowed the truth
Then I make you burp, boy, treat beef like sirloin
I'm talkin' bout runnin' in houses with army guns
So think about your son and daughter rooms
Got two hoes with me, messed up, they got smaller guns
Ain't thinkin' bout your son and daughter rooms
This is just crazy my n***a, I mean brazy, my n***a
That money talk, I just rephrase it, my n***a
Blood gang take the B out behavior, my n***a
F*****g for reals if you mouth off I blow your face off
I mean pop-pop-pop then I take off
Now you see me, now you don't
Like Jamie Foxx acting like Ray Charles
16 in a clip, one in the chamber
17 Ward bully with 17 bullets
My story is how I went from "poor me"
To "please pour me a drink and celebrate with me"
[Hook: DntBeADrag-]
I'm gay (x20) |
I love you
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sasha Pieterse
Isn't he married to some australian chick?
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Yes vogue, she's a *****. Trash attracts trash
She was dating a woman before him 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bitchcraft
I did yoga like once. It isn't too too hard. Just be happy you aren't doing Pilates pilates is so hard omg you don't even understand. It's basically just holding really hard positions for a really long time. Leg lifts (with both legs at the same time), and planks and stuff
It was hell |
Mess, I suggested Pilates cause I thought I'd be easier and she insisted on Yoga. Looks like I dodged a bullet there
She wanted to do bikrum but i ain't here for sweat 
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Originally posted by ReginaPhalange
Yes vogue, she's a *****. Trash attracts trash
She was dating a woman before him |
I guess she has a type
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Quote:
Originally posted by SpaceOddity
I bet you look hot tbh.
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I looked hotter in the body asuit tbh
I was snatchT 
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Beg For RT Unban (f/ Bitchcraft) by Javier
Bitchcraft
[Chorus: Bitchcraft]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow
Javier
[1st Verse:Javier]
Pulled up looking picture perfect, baby
High price, but I'm worth it, baby
Can't play with ya, I've been busy workin', baby
Gettin' faded in the European swervin' name
Look, describe Javier ground breaking what the word is
Hit the stage, yeah, shake it like I'm nervous
When in New York I be parking right on Madison
This ain't no accident, I'm killing them on purpose
J-A-V-I-E-R, think she just had to do it better
Ride with me, fly livin', there ain't nothin' to it
And my waist slim, ass fat
You gotta let me get my cake on
Take on,
It's automatic
Bitchcraft
[Chorus: Bitchcraft]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow
Javier
[Verse 2: Javier]
Bussy pow, pay me by the hour
I need me a braveheart, can't deal with the coward
I tell 'em fiend balling, he should hit the showers
If I pick you you lucky baby this money ours
All yellow gold on me like I'm Trinidad
Sitting drop top wonder where ceiling's at
I know my old game, wanna bring the feeling back
But I got a new game, baby I ain't feeling that
And Javier, Javier, Javier can't you see that everybody wanna put a hands on me
See I be on this money while your man on me
And I need another hand with all this bands on me
Bitchcraft
[Chorus: Bitchcraft]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow
Javier
[Bridge: Javier]
Get up out my face like what you think you are
Talking all this trash like blah-di-blah-di-blah
Oe oh, na uh, Oe oh, na uh
Get up out my face like what you think you are
Make me wanna laugh like ha-di-ha-di-ha
Oe oh, na uh, Oe oh, na uh
bitchcraft
[Chorus: Bitchcraft]
I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow
[Bridge: Bitchcraft]
Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a ****
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch
Ow...
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sasha Pieterse
I guess she has a type
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Originally posted by jayyyxtee
thank you stefani for bringing this into the world
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The utter disgust on his face
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That male fashion thread.
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Oh my gosh I just got a haircut and this lady was quite aggressive and when she shaved me she put her fingers in my ears with a hot towel and I was thinking wtf is this part of the haircut? And now I have to shave so I already know it will be a mess, blood everywhere in my acne-covered face being a guy is so hard
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kid A
That male fashion thread.
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My posts tho >>>
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Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA
Oh my gosh I just got a haircut and this lady was quite aggressive and when she shaved me she put her fingers in my ears with a hot towel and I was thinking wtf is this part of the haircut? And now I have to shave so I already know it will be a mess, blood everywhere in my acne-covered face being a guy is so hard
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Laser will end your struggle once and for all
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Quote:
Originally posted by ReginaPhalange
Yes vogue, she's a *****. Trash attracts trash
She was dating a woman before him
Mess, I suggested Pilates cause I thought I'd be easier and she insisted on Yoga. Looks like I dodged a bullet there
She wanted to do bikrum but i ain't here for sweat |
Wtf is bikrum
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