Katy's eyes are too close together and the squint she has in one eye is creepy
She also has terrible skin
You could also say that Rihanna's are almost too far apart to the point where she kinda looks like E.T. at times, but whatever they're both good looking people so I wont nitpick.
While you were busy complaining about Sia, the worst voice in music has finally returned to the kingdom, bearing gifts in new hideous “exotic” accents. The return emerges with assumptions of wisdom, yodeling grotesqueness, and her usual colonialist ********.
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Or, How Not to Do a Comeback. Reheated dancehall and Stefani singing like she’s auditioning for the role of Sia in a high school production; it’s not even worth the melodrama of a line like “if we give up, then we’re gonna die.”
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Never has Olympic ceremony-level jubilation been so misplaced, or forgettable.
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If you told me this was Serbia’s 2015 Eurovision entry I would absolutely believe you, and absolutely put money on it failing to make it out of the semi-finals.
