9-10 years ago my mom checked my history and she found "huge dick" searches
She told me to come to my room. My dad was also there. They asked me what that was. I said I didn't know. they were embarrassed yet didn't pay attention to the fact i searched for penises. they were angry at me for watching ****. i was so relieved my mom didn't check the rest
She would've gotten a heart attack
recently we were drinking with my new flatmates and I was so drunk I told them I would go sleep to my room. shortly before i left I said something like 'look outta window, the sky's so beautiful, the moon is shining etc'. He said he never heard anything gayer
i dont give a **** bout the moon tho
