[superben]

Originally posted by Beethoven

I was like "Oh ****, what is that!? Don't click on that link, it is spam! I think my computer has a virus or something!". I quickly logged out after

[Mariah4life]

Originally posted by Brunette Ambition

yesterday a classmate was here to learn maths with me and i have all my madonna/gaga stuff here in my room. he thought it was gay but he liked the pictures.

He knows you're gay + he's giving you signs he's interested.

Should have locked the door

[AllEyesOnUz]

Originally posted by Ryuuchan_X

One time my mom bought these new wedge heels and I thought they were cute, so when she left I put them on and danced to Just Dance in the living room, then she came back home and saw me She chased me through the house wanting to kill me and I RAN in those heels. I hid in my room for the rest of the day.

[devotedtokesha]

Originally posted by Blue Jeans

Ok, once I ordered a HUGE d*ldo, and my mom opened the package
It was the most INTENSE feeling in my life I have ever experienced!

I AM SCREAMING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[AllEyesOnUz]

Originally posted by Zolvnski

I watched this series of gay vampires in a beach house on Youtube and my dumb self forgot that my sisters were connected to my account so one day the watched it and asked why it was on my account since it was heavy on sex scenes , i told them other people were using it

From then on my sisters were comfortable on showing me nudes from boys they get on FB and Twitter

dantes cove

[AllEyesOnUz]

Originally posted by Mariah4life

He knows you're gay + he's giving you signs he's interested.

Should have locked the door

never agreed more with a post in my life

[zombaland]

All these messy posts

[eduardolevit]

Everyone knows I'm gay but a couple of weeks ago I literally said ''biblio''
It was so hard to explain my friends what biblio is.

[AlienTing]

is having lady gaga posters on my wall considered as revealing my sexuality?

[zezar]

When I was talking about AHS with a group of friends in the classroom and I referred to Jessica Lange as a DILF. Everyone laughed.

[iHype.]

chzlfd; Y'all I almost exposed myself to these guys in one of my classes today. I'm out if you ask, but they were like jockish so w/e.

In class, this boy was showing the teacher this site he made for himself (since our class does a lot of Web stuff) and so he was telling him how to spell his name to go on it, and @ first the site that came up was blocked by school because the name had a letter or two wrong. The teacher then said, 'Oh. I probably know why, not appropriate'.

I then realized he was saying an adult ****star also had the same name as him.

I was like "Oooh. Lemme search that name and see what comes up." in a happy way and then this guy was like "But it's a guy name....".

I then said "Ohhhh. I didn't know we were talking about adult sites."

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by zezar

When I was talking about AHS with a group of friends in the classroom and I referred to Jessica Lange as a DILF. Everyone laughed.

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by iHype.

chzlfd; Y'all I almost exposed myself to these guys in one of my classes today. I'm out if you ask, but they were like jockish so w/e.

In class, this boy was showing the teacher this site he made for himself (since our class does a lot of Web stuff) and so he was telling him how to spell his name to go on it, and @ first the site that came up was blocked by school because the name had a letter or two wrong. The teacher then said, 'Oh. I probably know why, not appropriate'.

I then realized he was saying an adult ****star also had the same name as him.

I was like "Oooh. Lemme search that name and see what comes up." in a happy way and then this guy was like "But it's a guy name....".

I then said "Ohhhh. I didn't know we were talking about adult sites."

[LaNathan]

I just got back from a mall with my friends from tennis and we all parted and were gonna meet later. So I'm walking around and I found the 2015 Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and One Direction calendars at this calendar store. So I'm looking at them when this foreign exchange student asked what I was doing with a boy band calendar and I was oh just looking for my sister cause she thinks Niall is soooooo hot! And he was like how do you know his name? I just avoided the question, and bought the Beyoncé one so I could seem straight-ish if I kept commenting about how big her cakes were and random stuff like that. It was so terrible.


Also we were in Dick's (:Eli Sporting Goods and we were looking around and there were two people working out (1 guy and 1 girl). So of course I'm checking out the guy who has those like running Lycra pants on. All my teammates were commenting about her booty and asked me what I thought.... I was just mentioning the guy and said that the booty and those thighs were amazing and they were like yeah!

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by LaNathan

I just got back from a mall with my friends from tennis and we all parted and were gonna meet later. So I'm walking around and I found the 2015 Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and One Direction calendars at this calendar store. So I'm looking at them when this foreign exchange student asked what I was doing with a boy band calendar and I was oh just looking for my sister cause she thinks Niall is soooooo hot! And he was like how do you know his name? I just avoided the question, and bought the Beyoncé one so I could seem straight-ish if I kept commenting about how big her cakes were and random stuff like that. It was so terrible.


Also we were in Dick's (:Eli Sporting Goods and we were looking around and there were two people working out (1 guy and 1 girl). So of course I'm checking out the guy who has those like running Lycra pants on. All my teammates were commenting about her booty and asked me what I thought.... I was just mentioning the guy and said that the booty and those thighs were amazing and they were like yeah!

I think the foreign exchange student is on too something

[LaNathan]

Originally posted by Ichinaru19

I think the foreign exchange student is on too something

Yeah but did I lie ?

[Troye]

fff this whole thread had me in stitches.

Good thing I'm out.

[Frankmusik]

Originally posted by LaNathan

I just got back from a mall with my friends from tennis and we all parted and were gonna meet later. So I'm walking around and I found the 2015 Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and One Direction calendars at this calendar store. So I'm looking at them when this foreign exchange student asked what I was doing with a boy band calendar and I was oh just looking for my sister cause she thinks Niall is soooooo hot! And he was like how do you know his name? I just avoided the question, and bought the Beyoncé one so I could seem straight-ish if I kept commenting about how big her cakes were and random stuff like that. It was so terrible.


Also we were in Dick's (:Eli Sporting Goods and we were looking around and there were two people working out (1 guy and 1 girl). So of course I'm checking out the guy who has those like running Lycra pants on. All my teammates were commenting about her booty and asked me what I thought.... I was just mentioning the guy and said that the booty and those thighs were amazing and they were like yeah!

This is one of my faves so far. Should have got the Niall & The Potatoes one anyways.

[DenzxShe]

Today, I was walking with my best friend (I'm new to the school and only know him for like a month now but it's like we've known each other since forever). And this guy said to us "Y'all make a cute couple" and I started blushing uncontrollably. I'm pretty sure my best friend isn't 100% straight either considering he was telling how SEXY he think his brother is. He just kept going on and on about how sexy he think he is like it was weird. And he keeps calling me good looking and hot so I doubt he mind that I was blushing.

[DenzxShe]

Originally posted by Shaliydah88

Omg, there was this one show where Robin Antin (the creator of The Pussycat Dolls) was like training these girls on how to dance like them and I watched that show religiously. I remember once apparently my dad saw me and asked he where I learned that dirty **** from.

Not to mention the countless amount of times I've strutted around the house to ghé pop girls.

OMG!!!!!!!! Something similar happened. I used my dad video camera and made a video of me dancing to S.O.S by Rihanna back when it just came out. I was doing all the choreography in the video. And like a year later he found it and I was so ashamed.