1. Fake lesbian phase already done. Can't use that one again. Jessie J teas.
2. Incest phase already done. Can't use that one again.
3. Plucking babies out of other countries has been done to death.
4. Red carpet stunts that backfired on her.
5. Marriage stunt was rejected and ignored.
6. "Cancer" scare already exhausted.
She is out of courier moves. It's time to retire.
Cheating scandal and miscarriage are still up for grabs.