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On the original “Booty,” Pitbull rapped “I wanna take that big ol’ booty shopping at the mall/I wanna pick it up and put that booty in my car,” and it was the most romantic thing I’d heard in 2014. He has been replaced here by Yung Vegemite, and I’ve never been sadder in my entire life.
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As if the original’s tunelessness weren’t embarrassing enough, this remix enlists the “help” of nobody’s favorite feature rapper to bumble through a verse that will give anything to remind you of J.Lo’s status as a booty-haver circa 2001. It’s as desperate as you’d expect any of J.Lo’s post-“On the Floor” output to be.
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Year of the Butt? As I recall, it was 2001, when the leering element of popwatching was all partisan towards either the lead singer of a Houston R&B group or a Nuyorican dance diva-***-romcom star. Fourteen years later, in the same season in which Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj present a unified ass theory of feminism, flawlessness, and bad-bitchery, J. Lo teams up with the least convincing Minaj imitator to create an anthem centering the male gaze and flattering (one cartoonish version of) the male appetite. Props for mixing the wibble-wobble sound effect relatively low, I guess.
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nnn poor Iggy she always ends up being dragged 
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