The fact that Usher can't even do a greatest hits tour anymore
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Despite Usher being a judge on “The Voice,” ticket sales for his world tour, “The UR Experience,” have been lackluster. Music insiders tell The Hollywood Reporter that most venues have been selling only a fraction of the available seats. They estimate sales are so soft that promoter Live Nation may lose $5 million on the project.
At the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show in L.A. on Sunday, Lea Michele did what Lea Michele always does: She nearly fractured her try hard bone while posing like a child beauty pageant queen on red wine and pills. Lea’s not even in that show and she was still posing like she’s the star. If there’s one thing Jessica Lange doesn’t have time for, it’s everything. But if there’s one thing Jessica Lange REALLY doesn’t have time for, it’s a peasant trying hard to bring the sexy while posing in a marathon posing session that goes on forever.
While posing for her life, Lea catches the sparkle from a true star out of the corner of her eye and her entire face lits up when Jessica sashays on through. In Lea’s head, she thinks Jessica Lange is going to stop, hug her, bow at her feet, tell her how much she loves her voice and ask her to sing a song. Lea gladly sings a song for her biggest fan, Jessica Lange, and after she does Jessica asks her to sing another song and the premiere eventually turns into a giant Lea Michele concert. But that didn’t happen. This happened instead. Move that cone, bitches, a real STAR is coming through:
Lea is me and Jessica is all of my exes every time I try to say hi to them in public.
I was going to say that Lea’s bronzer must’ve turned pasty white from all the shade Jessica threw at her, but that’s not even shade. That’s a one hundred percent, beautiful diss. That’s some “Oh darling, you’re about as interesting to me as that red stripe in the background “ ****. But you know, I am a little jealous of Lea Michele, because it’s an honor to get snubbed by Jessica Lange.
People here underestimate Miley Cyrus tbh. She could have such a huge career if she plays everything right. Perfect child star past, sweet roots, perfect reinvention, huge hits this early in her lifetime. She could really go places if she is driven enough.
