[Elusive Chanteuse]

Originally posted by 2AM

It's in better condition than Mariah's.
And Whitney is dead.
Like I said, Celine always wins.

She basically retired because she couldn't sing anymore. She had major vocal problems on her last tour and lipped pretty much everything except for the 10% she normally sang live, just like Mariah. lol
She's better at lip syncing than Mariah though.

[Skywalker]

[NX127]

Originally posted by Remixed

Not like the animal in ur avi.

OMG

[Save-Me-Oprah]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

Not Celine doing over 1000 shows in a decade.

In brief:

Celine performed over 700 shows in just 4 years for her first Vegas show.

During breaks from the residency, she was able to record 2 albums (an English and a French), release them 6 months apart, and promote them

Shortly after the first residency ended (700 shows), she hit the road and performed a sold out 132-date world tour that grossed $279m, becoming what was, at the time, the 2nd highest grossing tour ever by a female.

Some months after the world tour ended, she became pregnant with twins.

6 months after the birth of her twins, she returned to Vegas for her second record breaking residency. During breaks from this residency, she was able to record a French album, release it, promote it, and then go on a sold out mini-tour of Europe.

She then returned to her Vegas residency, recorded an English album, released it and promoted it worldwide all while still performing her residency show, which has been booked until 2019.

Basically, 4 albums, a record breaking world tour that outgrossed all your faves sans Madonna, a mini-tour, 700 shows in 4 years, 2 record breaking Vegas residencies, giving birth to twins, 30 years into her career.

A legend.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by Giselle

I feel like she's just one of those people that you can tell smells like sweat and cheese.

I just imagine her thick rabbit teeth chewing on a wad of tobacco as she spits it at a photo of Katy hanging in her apartment.

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by Meowster

Creative and ~different~ unlike this beast:

[BobBertran1992]

I love Céline, but it's so obvious she lipsynchs every once in a while to save her voice

[Snoopy]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

? You literally spent the last 20 minutes nervously thinking of this reply.

That's your rebuttal? Fortunately, I have better things to do than sit, refreshing a page waiting for some prepubescent scrag's reply.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by Meowster

Is this one of the victims in the Syrian war?

[Vespertine]

Originally posted by Aaron

The thought that people actually find this thing attractive genuinely horrifies me.

Not with that ugly bitch in your avi.

[Vespertine]

Originally posted by Meowster

FettuccineGa was simultaneously amazing and terrifyingly horrible.

[Ainsworth]

Originally posted by Vespertine

Not with that ugly bitch in your avi.

Ariana is stunningly beautiful though.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Originally posted by Snoopy

That's your rebuttal? Fortunately, I have better things to do than sit, refreshing a page waiting for some prepubescent scrag's reply.

Ew, every Gaga stan types like a college art student.

[Lil Misty]

Katy's next album is gonna sell less than Artpop I'm not ready

[Skywalker]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

Is this one of the victims in the Syrian war?

I think so.

[BabyCantYouSee]

Originally posted by Ainsworth

Ariana is stunningly beautiful though.

She looks like a monkey.

[pika]

Originally posted by Giselle

I feel like she's just one of those people that you can tell smells like sweat and cheese.

Agreed, the piss-stained, grubby texture of her teeth and greasy chins also proves this.

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a Louis/Gaga stan that's also overweight calling anyone ugly is really... mind-boggling.

[iHype.]

So if we had to say 10 cutest rappers this decade?


Drake > Childish Gambino > A$ap > Big Sean > Waka Flaka > Kirko > Kanye > Kendrick > Cudi > Cole


I mean Kendrick can be ugly as **** @ times though. Cole looks like a llama, but he's really the cutest of the rest. Unless I'm forgetting 1?

Macklemore is kinda decent, but I would feel some typa way about putting him on a best list.

[Sinister]

beast
When referring to a person, beast status is achieved when the aforementioned person is so good at a certain skill that they have exceeded human comprehension, thus making them non-human.

thanks for constantly praising Beyonce

[Lil Misty]

Like, at least she'll be more successful, talented, iconic, legendary and defff prettier than Gaga even after the flop but still