Originally posted by TayLord
I need promo singles. This is my rant on the whole "promo singles drama" because i was f*cked over, and i was waiting for promo singles since for ever,.
Hello everyone
This is going to be EXTREMELY explicit.
So if you don’t like swearing um or angry people from Wisconsin then turn your mother effing camera off now.
I’m so mad you guys literally have no idea.
I was shaking like for the past hour I have been shaking to the point where I couldn’t type this because I was so mad.
So let me backtrack. If you guys have been reading my posts on ATRL you all know that I have been waiting for promo singles ever since Shake It Off was released. I have been waiting for 3 singles in particular. Style, Bad Blood and Out of the Woods.
This is the supposedly the first day of the sale, Tuesday. I have been waiting at my computer checking the itunes stores in in APPLETON. APPLETON, WISCONSIN, I have also been checking up on the itunes stores in Green Bay, Appleton, Fond Du Lac, and the outlet in Oshkosh. all 4 stores don’t have a promo single.
And so anyway Taylor made a tumblr post alluding to the release of a promo single and it got my hopes up. And then Jimmy Fallon tweeted a cryptic tweet, and i thought, this is going to be it. I'm going to get my 3 promo singles.
Anyway so it comes to Tuesday night. and now it's past midnight and there's nothing. No promo singles. But you know what? There’s barely any other FRICKIN promo going on because Packers are playing today and everybody is at home, watching TV, where I probably should have been.
and so anyway i go up To Taylor and ask her about the 3 promo singles. I wanted 3.
and so i ask her and she has this confused look on her face, and i ask her about the promo singles she promised and you know what she says?
"I'm sorry but they're not released yet"
And I said very calmly, “You’re kidding me, right?”
And She said “no.” She’s like, “um, what I can do” she said “Is I can post some more tumblr posts “
and I said “no.” I said “I’ve been constantly checking the itunes stores in… Fond du Lac, Oshkosh, Appleton, um…..” where else… “Green Bay.” I said “I’ve been checking all the stores and your tumblr, no one has ‘em,” anD I’m like “I was just so relieved when you and Jimmy said they were going to be released . And I came all the way from Oshkosh to get them,” and I’m like, “what do you mean you don’t have one FRCIKEN promo single?”
And she’s like, “We… we just don’t have ‘em. Like, I’m sorry, it’s my mistake.”
So then I’m like, “Okay…” I’m like, “Well, I guess I’ll get my pre-oreder purchase back…”
And then… she’s like “Okay,” so she walks all the way around, to give me my money.
As she’s packaging it up, I’m like “okay,” I’m like, “I don’t wanna be rude or anything,” I said, “but I think I deserve something.” I’m like, “If it’s a free song, or a concert ticket, or an invite into your secret session, or like, a gift certificate or something, for what just happened here,” I said, “Because I have been on you for WEEKS to try to get these THREE promo singles and with you posting that they were here, and I came, and I carted myself all the way to Appleton to get these MOTHER EFFING promo singles,
So you know—you know what “Taylor” gives to me? You know what this goddamn “Taylor” says to me? “I can give you some more tumblr posts, if you like"
And I said “”Taylor…”” I said “I have seen all of your god damn try hard tumblr posts, I don’t need any more of em.” I said “Can you give me something else? Something??”
And she looked at me and said “I’m sorry, ma’am, I can’t help you.”
And I said “Give me my promo singles now.” And she kept on apologizing. And I said “I wanna leave this store. Give me my promo singles NOW.” And that bitch “Taylor,” you know what I’m gonna do “Taylor?” I’m calling your district manager, I’m telling them what happened, and what you did, and how you F*CKED up. and I’m telling them how you trolled us, and aren't giving us our promo singles. I’m telling ‘em, “Taylor.” Oh, “Taylor,” your ass. Your ass is gonna get reamed. *tisk tisk tisk* This was just a really really bad situation that ended badly.
And I’m done now. Thank you for listening. Please share this rant with everybody, so we can know, have everybody know in the state of Wisconsin and the whole United States that “Taylor” needs to check her sh*t out. Bye.
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