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Originally posted by SlayingOnTheEarth
The one still in a complete group, recording with commercially successful American artists - all while doing photoshoots for European editions of Vogue and Moschino campaigns? Yeah, he does slay alright |
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I can just see it 5 years from now...
Chaepaul perched in her Seoul penthouse. She decides to visit the BLANC website and gets a 404 error.
Minzriah Carey looks at her from the couch parallel to hers, flashing an evil grin– one similar to the one Taeyeon had as she voted JessieJsica out the group. Both of them let out a huge holler [N0 TaeTiSeo].
Meanwhile, Je$$ica is sat in a white room with a camera. She's appeared to have shaved, but this time it's not her jaw. She's bald. She fights through tears as she reads an apology to SaveMore and pleads to be put back into the group. With a now failed marriage and nothing but bounced checks (blanc indeed kii), there's nowhere she'd rather turn.
Unfortunately, her cries for help go unheard as the group votes to keep her out. As a last resort to continue her career in the entertainment industry, she becomes a dancing monkey at Lotte World.
They've been promoting for months with a song that obviously isn't crafted to be a smash hit in Korea
