"You don't know humor untill you've witnessed Taylor Swift sing the words "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can **** the world for 72 hours."
you know whats sad? The Rhode Island Secret Sessions and Nashville if she has them wont be a surprise now to those who get chosen. Cause you know it'll be die-hard fans.
So they wont have the thrill of finding out after they get to the rendezvous.
on the other hand...being able to go to her Watch hill mansion!!!! If I could choose any secret session I could be part of, it would be the Watch Hill one. Or maybe new york so I could see Karlie's room
