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Fan Base: Archived: Stand Your Ground (#9)
Member Since: 3/30/2009
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In the world of inoffensive, genre-defiling mom rock, Bruno Mars is freaking Mozart, and none of his songs capture his knack for the bland better than “Grenade”. Songwriting doesn’t get much lazier than simply listing things, and boy does Bruno do a lot of that here. Want to know what he’d do for you? Well, he’d jump in front of a train, throw his hand on a blade, take a bullet through the brain… just about any pointlessly morbid thought he could string together will do just fine. A few times through this song and you’ll be praying there’s another bullet left in that gun.
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I don't know why Gaga lied about something that can easily be traced back. She's really not that smart. First of all, the bitch is 55. She dont know email.
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Member Since: 4/20/2011
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Originally posted by dream8ker
I think Gaga saying Madonna sent her an email to say the BTW/EYS situation was a not a big deal to her kinda outraged her. Like she basically used someone who's a control freak about the way her image and name are used.
Anyways still mesmerized by how the 2009 pretty much flawless Gaga (and a girl who gave an impression of so much self confidence) turned into the most insecured and bitter hoe from the pop scene. It seems a little crazy.
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FameGa's personality was manufactured by her old team
This current thing is the real her
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Member Since: 6/1/2010
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She had at least one dark video since AFY.
All for You - "Son of a Gun"
Damita Jo - "All Nite"
20 Y.O. - "So Excited"
Discipline - "Rock With U"
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
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It seems that all the autumn leaves are falling
It feels that you're the only reason for it
The things I would have DONE 
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Godriah
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Member Since: 5/27/2010
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Originally posted by Duca
In the world of inoffensive, genre-defiling mom rock, Bruno Mars is freaking Mozart, and none of his songs capture his knack for the bland better than “Grenade”. Songwriting doesn’t get much lazier than simply listing things, and boy does Bruno do a lot of that here. Want to know what he’d do for you? Well, he’d jump in front of a train, throw his hand on a blade, take a bullet through the brain… just about any pointlessly morbid thought he could string together will do just fine. A few times through this song and you’ll be praying there’s another bullet left in that gun.
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Drag that piece of ****. 
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
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Originally posted by dream8ker
I think Gaga saying Madonna sent her an email to say the BTW/EYS situation was a not a big deal to her kinda outraged her. Like she basically used someone who's a control freak about the way her image and name are used.
Anyways still mesmerized by how the 2009 pretty much flawless Gaga (and a girl who gave an impression of so much self confidence) turned into the most insecured and bitter hoe from the pop scene. It seems a little crazy.
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There were other things, like crediting Whitney as an inspiration at the Grammys, that was definitely shade. Also Madonna probably enjoyed torturing her.
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Member Since: 9/20/2011
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Good god, can we please stop talking about Gaga. It's been done. She's done. Move on.
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R8 will be super interesting, I think she will need a GIANT WW-smash lead to set up for a successful era.
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Member Since: 11/24/2009
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Originally posted by Duca
In the world of inoffensive, genre-defiling mom rock, Bruno Mars is freaking Mozart, and none of his songs capture his knack for the bland better than “Grenade”. Songwriting doesn’t get much lazier than simply listing things, and boy does Bruno do a lot of that here. Want to know what he’d do for you? Well, he’d jump in front of a train, throw his hand on a blade, take a bullet through the brain… just about any pointlessly morbid thought he could string together will do just fine. A few times through this song and you’ll be praying there’s another bullet left in that gun.
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This is a well-deserved drag but masterpieces like Crank That shouldn't be on the list.
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Member Since: 3/30/2009
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Originally posted by MrPeanut
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I like Grenade. 
For a song with 90 million views on YouTube, you’d expect something a little more nuanced than a beat of dueling metronomes and Usher pining for a woman he could likely just walk up to and have. will.i.am.’s contribution doesn’t amount to much more than Auto-Tuning one of the least imaginative verses of this millennium, while Usher isn’t trying much harder with his lyrics. “Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow/Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow,” has to be something that Usher’s 13-year-old nephew wrote for him, right?
I forgot how awful its lyrics were. 
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...what dumb thing did Gaga say this time?
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Member Since: 6/1/2010
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Bruno found his niche, though. Didn't know that Unorthodox Jukebox was on par with Doo Wops & Hooligans commercially.
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Bruno is as basic as Katy
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Member Since: 5/3/2011
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Originally posted by slobro
FameGa's personality was manufactured by her old team
This current thing is the real her
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Sure. Damn those years on top of the charts with her fad personality kicking inside waiting to be unleashed to finally flop and disappoint 99% of her initial non suicidal Fanbase must have been hard for her.
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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Bruno has some good songs, Locked Out of Heaven and Moonshine are great.
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Member Since: 1/19/2012
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Originally posted by Duca
In the world of inoffensive, genre-defiling mom rock, Bruno Mars is freaking Mozart, and none of his songs capture his knack for the bland better than “Grenade”. Songwriting doesn’t get much lazier than simply listing things, and boy does Bruno do a lot of that here. Want to know what he’d do for you? Well, he’d jump in front of a train, throw his hand on a blade, take a bullet through the brain… just about any pointlessly morbid thought he could string together will do just fine. A few times through this song and you’ll be praying there’s another bullet left in that gun.
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Yes! They better DRAG the sterile, impotent, ugly, boring, overrated, talentless MIDGET by those ratty locks of hair!
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Member Since: 3/30/2009
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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ARTPOPga>>>>>>FAMEga
Music+Personality
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Member Since: 6/2/2011
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Bruno is the Lionel Richie of this generation.
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