She would probably hate you too if you were relevant enough to even catch a glimpse of her flawlessness in the real world. Just like everyone else does because you're a disgusting vermin that people call an exterminator to get rid of you because you're so repulsive, greasy, disgusting and inhumane that they don't even want to lay a finger on you and get rabies or God knows what diseases/viruses/conditions from your hairless ass body looking like a cross of Pitbull and Rufus the mole rat from Kim Possible. Take a seat in one of the many empty ones there'll be at Carly's next concert, if she can even attempt to book something as little as a K-Mart parking lot because the Walmart one would be too expensive.
Important note: This is a joke but I suppose I'll accept the WP if it comes my way.
Imagine yourself seeing someone else on the Internet use the word "puta" and thinking "yes, this would make an excellent username even though I have no idea what it means."
