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Originally posted by Minny
ATRL, the only place where a Kesha, Taylor and Katy stan talks about Lana having bad music. I guess I understand, it's not like you can actually admit anyone in the real world you listen to any of those so you have to vent here. carry on listening to lyrical masterpieces like Birthday and Tik Tok, I'm fine with the ''middle of the road'' UV and BTD over here 
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You have no idea who I actually stan for.
But let's chat!
Did you know Taylor Swift has TWO albums that are higher on Metacritic than Anal Del Gay's critically-acclaimed masterpiece UltraAverage?
While Anal Del Gay ****s 70 year olds in order to get "inspiration" for her next sepia-tone flop, Taylor is busy winning Grammys (some Anal will never have), outselling Ultraviolence in one week (twice! Only US sales!), and making friends with other people who are more successful than Anal (like Lorde!)
Now let's look at Katy!
PRISM has the same Metascore as Born To Die! Same as ARTPOP too!
You know what that means? That means that Prism is seen as being about as good as Born To Die. Rest assured that songs like International Smile and Dark Horse are seen on the same level as Video Games and Born To Die
On top of that, Katy is selling more, touring more, making more money, and while totally insufferable, is at least a bit more entertaining than Anal.
Oh and they both tied for Grammy wins! 0! Katy has more nominations though
Finally, Ke$ha.
Ke$ha ***** on Lana Del Rey metaphorically but unfortunately she's kind of a big flop. On the bright side her average metascore is the same as Anals (66, look it up!), and she has two 70+ albums while Anal managed to scrape one in exchange for ****ing the ugly member of the Black Keys.
Any questions?