My guess is that she'll do a couple theater tours and then either do a residency or much less frequent arena tours.
I mean, if Cher can still tour arenas, Flopga can.
Gaga hasn't been relevant long enough to become a nostalgia touring act like Cher, Pepcé and JT. She will need to slow or turn around her very rapid descent.
Judgment Day is coming. No, I'm not talking about the rapture. And no, I'm not talking about James Cameron's vision of a Terminator-style nuclear holocaust. I'm talking about -- brace yourself -- a rise in interest rates from the Federal Reserve, something that hasn't happened since 2006, when Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back on the airwaves, Apple (APPL) didn't yet sell an iPhone and President George W. Bush suffered a "thumpin'" in the mid-term elections as Democrats retook the House and Senate.
And they're all live recordings. I can't wait for the tour DVD.
