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Celeb News: Katy shades Taylor!
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Ew WHAT is this cringeworthy MESS? 
Did you think you were being funny? Witty?
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Member Since: 4/30/2011
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Member Since: 8/25/2012
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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Originally posted by Pauly
Katy actually has a true friendship with the dancer. So of course she would call and see if he wanted to join her on tour. Like I said, it's not Katy's fault the dancer was bored while on tour with Taylor. Let's be real, if Taylor really wanted the dancer to stay, she would have made it happen. |
So Katy doesn't force her dancers to come with her since she can't control them, but Taylor should be able to control them to stay with her ? 
You KatyKats don't make any sense. 
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Member Since: 10/22/2011
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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The greatest thing I have ever read on ATRL.
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Originally posted by BlueMoon77
The only difference is, Gaga and Taylor make quality Grammy-worthy music |
Oooooooops.
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Member Since: 8/13/2012
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Oh MY ****ING GOD Literally the best post of all time
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Dark_Lorde
No it's not unprofessional.
That's like saying "every pop girl has to tell the other pop girls when they are about to release music so they don't release music at the same time"
Or another example is, it was unprofessional for gaga to move applause' release date close to roars. - It wasn't. It's business.
You all don't get there's an entire business behind your faves
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lol it's not like Taylor and Katy were strangers, they were friends before that happened. if katy would do anything for her business in spite of other's feelings, and if you think it's fine, then ok.
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Originally posted by Pauly
She wrote this song and made the meaning of it public so she can get the sympathy vote and further her role as the "victim". I mean, she's been doing it since the Kanye incident in 2009. She's practically a pro. |
How the hell did she even play a victim in that Kanye mess? Should she have complimented him for being a jackass?  She never talked about it and wrote a song forgiving the guy. 
There is actually not many songs where she plays the victim.Like 4-5 out of 100? In lot of the time media paints the story for more drama and inaccurate.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Thor
Ew WHAT is this cringeworthy MESS?
Did you think you were being funny? Witty? |
It actually was very witty, but w/e.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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I never ever thought I'd be siding with Katy one day but... I kind of am? Weird.
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she want another million debu
there hasnt been any god drama since 2008
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Originally posted by eddytws
lol it's not like Taylor and Katy were strangers, they were friends before that happened. if katy would do anything for her business in spite of other's feelings, and if you think it's fine, then ok.
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That's actually the nature of business. Havn't you ever heard the expression "Nothing personal, it's business"
katy doesn't hold the responsibility of informing Taylor of anything.
They share the same charts. They're in competition. It's the music industry.
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Member Since: 10/12/2002
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Originally posted by Pauly
She wrote this song and made the meaning of it public so she can get the sympathy vote and further her role as the "victim". I mean, she's been doing it since the Kanye incident in 2009. She's practically a pro. |
Honestly, I totally agree with this. Shake It Off is a perfect example, too
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Member Since: 4/30/2011
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Originally posted by Thor
Ew WHAT is this cringeworthy MESS?
Did you think you were being funny? Witty? |
Pull the stick out of your ass boo.
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HOWLING at some of you not even recognising a mean girls quote
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Originally posted by ToxicKat
Let me tell you something about Taylor Swift. We we were both nominated at the 2011 Grammy Awards. I know, right? I had no chance. I don't even... Whatever. So then the following year, I started going out with her ex boyfriend John Mayer who was totally gorgeous but then he moved on to another cvm dump & Taylor was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would get a #1 without a discount, she'd be like, "Why didn't you hit me up for a remix" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for the backstage party in my dressing room at the MTV Video Music awards which was an all-girls drinking party I was like, " Taylor I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have A LESBIAN at my party, JESSIE J was gonna be there in her *sexy two piece* I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her manager called my manager and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she stopped doing country because my dark horse killed her white horse, and she came back in the summer with a pop record, all including her vocals and ass remained flat, she was totally scissoring Lorde, and now I guess she's writing crap.*
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I SCREAMED
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