I was seated at a table with five other people, and everyone started getting to know each other. We introduced ourselves, and one of the main topics of discussion seemed to be how far people traveled to get here. One girl drove from New Hampshire, another from West Virginia, another took a bus from Baltimore. My answer of “I took the N train three stops,” did NOT seem to impress anyone.
1 Taylor Swift Shake It Off
210 Taylor Swift I Knew You Were Trouble
351 Taylor Swift 22
442 Tim McGraw Highway Don't Care (feat. Taylor Swift & Keith Urban)
489 Taylor Swift We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
516 Taylor Swift Red
581 Taylor Swift Mean
591 Taylor Swift You Belong With Me
639 Taylor Swift Love Story
766 Taylor Swift Everything Has Changed (feat. Ed Sheeran)
961 Taylor Swift Our Song
"She gave me another hug as I exited, and though I wanted to whisper, “I’m going to go hide in the bathroom and wait for the rest of these boners to leave, meet me there in ten without any underwear on,” I settled with “thanks so much for having me.” I blew it. I could’ve been “Taylor’s Mystery Man,” in the tabloids, but instead, I’m just another lowly Swiftie."
"Taylor danced over to the area I was standing, and started doing her sexy fun dancing thing, and I had no idea what the hell to do. “Do I grind with her?” I wondered. I ultimately decided, no, I don’t grind with her. Impregnating her in front of her father and security team is not a risk I wanted to take. I danced around the best I could, and have never felt more awkward in my life. Fun dancing next to gay men and 20-year-old girls is a battle I never want to wage ever again."
I LAUGHED AND SCREAMED READING THIS
OMG, he is the guy that WASN'T having it at the livestream He's cute though
Okay guys, I'm being totally SERIOUS right now. So I watched the video once again in order to rate it as fairly and objective as possible. I came to the following conclusion:
Shake It Off - the song - is 11/10
Shake It Off - the video - is 11/10
"She gave me another hug as I exited, and though I wanted to whisper, “I’m going to go hide in the bathroom and wait for the rest of these boners to leave, meet me there in ten without any underwear on,” I settled with “thanks so much for having me.” I blew it. I could’ve been “Taylor’s Mystery Man,” in the tabloids, but instead, I’m just another lowly Swiftie."
"Taylor danced over to the area I was standing, and started doing her sexy fun dancing thing, and I had no idea what the hell to do. “Do I grind with her?” I wondered. I ultimately decided, no, I don’t grind with her. Impregnating her in front of her father and security team is not a risk I wanted to take. I danced around the best I could, and have never felt more awkward in my life. Fun dancing next to gay men and 20-year-old girls is a battle I never want to wage ever again."
Can't even deal with how much he'd have tried to drag me if I'd been there.
The article was insufferably 'look how straight I am and how little I cared about this' though.
Screaming @ 4:47 when you can see the girl telling him to dance.
they'll be waiting with open arms when she wants to return.