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Fan Base: Archived: Taylor Swift (#3)
Member Since: 12/7/2010
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Originally posted by Jaspurr
She's gonna tweet tomorrow when SIO starts getting red updates.
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How many followers does she have
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2 Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass 0.3424 0.3417 0.3374
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
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Right? It'z hur wrzT
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Member Since: 4/21/2011
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Today's radio update ? I'm expecting at least 20 million audiences, nothing less.
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Banned
Member Since: 8/17/2013
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Originally posted by beherebynow
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
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Originally posted by OnlyManInTheWorld
How many followers does she have
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Only Taylor.
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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OMG this article. This guy went to the live-stream and her apartment and was hardly a fan. 
http://www.brobible.com/entertainmen...artment-pizza/
"She gave me another hug as I exited, and though I wanted to whisper, “I’m going to go hide in the bathroom and wait for the rest of these boners to leave, meet me there in ten without any underwear on,” I settled with “thanks so much for having me.” I blew it. I could’ve been “Taylor’s Mystery Man,” in the tabloids, but instead, I’m just another lowly Swiftie."
"Taylor danced over to the area I was standing, and started doing her sexy fun dancing thing, and I had no idea what the hell to do. “Do I grind with her?” I wondered. I ultimately decided, no, I don’t grind with her. Impregnating her in front of her father and security team is not a risk I wanted to take. I danced around the best I could, and have never felt more awkward in my life. Fun dancing next to gay men and 20-year-old girls is a battle I never want to wage ever again."
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 10,918
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My headphones broke when I was jammin to SIO right now.
The Lord's power 
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
Posts: 3,931
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Originally posted by OnlyManInTheWorld
2 Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass 0.3424 0.3417 0.3374
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is this good or bad?
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
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Her dance moves are so on point.
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Member Since: 12/7/2010
Posts: 26,813
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Originally posted by Robinladen
is this good or bad?
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Member Since: 3/2/2014
Posts: 14,961
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Originally posted by IStanHard
Right? It'z hur wrzT
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Nah, it's one of her best and I live for her dragging John in that song but it's tooooo long and the melody is toooo boring It was my least fave in Speak Now and it still is after 4 years.
Even Innocent and Short Live are better than that song.
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
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Originally posted by Bentley13
OMG this article. This guy went to the live-stream and her apartment and was hardly a fan.
http://www.brobible.com/entertainmen...artment-pizza/
"She gave me another hug as I exited, and though I wanted to whisper, “I’m going to go hide in the bathroom and wait for the rest of these boners to leave, meet me there in ten without any underwear on,” I settled with “thanks so much for having me.” I blew it. I could’ve been “Taylor’s Mystery Man,” in the tabloids, but instead, I’m just another lowly Swiftie."
"Taylor danced over to the area I was standing, and started doing her sexy fun dancing thing, and I had no idea what the hell to do. “Do I grind with her?” I wondered. I ultimately decided, no, I don’t grind with her. Impregnating her in front of her father and security team is not a risk I wanted to take. I danced around the best I could, and have never felt more awkward in my life. Fun dancing next to gay men and 20-year-old girls is a battle I never want to wage ever again."
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CAN'T. BREATHE. HELP.
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
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Dear John is a masterpiece, 6.46 min that last like 1 second!
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Member Since: 11/29/2010
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Perez was invited again?  
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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CAN'T. BREATHE. HELP.
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I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING
"She started yapping about how she has some secrets to reveal. I secretly hoped that one of the secrets was that this was going to turn into a huge gang bang, but sadly, that was not the case."
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"This is how I wish this story went–I’m hustling down the street in NYC headed to a big meeting when I spot a smoking hot blond who looks kinda familiar. Her beauty is stunning enough such that it stops me in my tracks. As she approaches, I realize the girl bears a striking resemblance to Taylor Swift.
“Taylor?” I say with a healthy skepticism. She looks up at me and we lock eyes. It’s her! She smiles and bites her lower lip bashfully. “Hey!” she says as she hugs me. We exchange pleasantries and I tell her I’m a big fan of her dancing and lip synching at award shows. I crack a couple topical jokes about Israel/Palestine that have her laughing hysterically, and when a nearby tween realizes it is her and a crowd starts to form, she says, “you wanna get outta here?”
I blow off my important meeting (a massage) and Taylor and I hop into an Uber and head down to Tribeca. Once we get to her apartment, we spend hours getting to know each other. “It’s so great hanging with someone who’s a normal guy for once!” she giggles. I take that as a sign, and move in for the make out. We spend the next thirty-six hours making sweet passionate love, rising from her bed only periodically to get the door for the Seamless delivery guy. I leave her apartment as she swoons over what an experience it was. She writes an entire album about our three day tryst titled “Poundtown,” and it goes quadruple platinum and I become rich and famous by association.
That’s how I wish this story went down, but I’m sad to say, it started with me entering a lame online contest."
Jesus
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Banned
Member Since: 8/17/2013
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Originally posted by Bentley13
OMG this article. This guy went to the live-stream and her apartment and was hardly a fan.
http://www.brobible.com/entertainmen...artment-pizza/
"She gave me another hug as I exited, and though I wanted to whisper, “I’m going to go hide in the bathroom and wait for the rest of these boners to leave, meet me there in ten without any underwear on,” I settled with “thanks so much for having me.” I blew it. I could’ve been “Taylor’s Mystery Man,” in the tabloids, but instead, I’m just another lowly Swiftie."
"Taylor danced over to the area I was standing, and started doing her sexy fun dancing thing, and I had no idea what the hell to do. “Do I grind with her?” I wondered. I ultimately decided, no, I don’t grind with her. Impregnating her in front of her father and security team is not a risk I wanted to take. I danced around the best I could, and have never felt more awkward in my life. Fun dancing next to gay men and 20-year-old girls is a battle I never want to wage ever again."
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Banned
Member Since: 8/17/2013
Posts: 3,931
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Originally posted by OnlyManInTheWorld
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