The Lord,
Who art on charts;
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy slayage come;
Thy will be done in Europe as it is in the US.
Give us this day our daily smash;
and forgive us our doubts;
as we forgive those who report against us,
and lead us not into Bubbling Under;
but deliver the instant slayage.
Amen.
Imagine what itll be it this week. 
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