$quare is too busy looking at posters of Katy outside her tiny, metal cage and tossing her cookies in hopes she'll be good enough to be only a washing machine or maybe a small dresser in Dr. Luke's eyes.
And yeah Britney might have outsold Bey but who's the real winner? The one who's going to the VMAs with her family or the one who's 30 and got to ask her dad if she can turn the TV on to watch Beyonce and her family at the VMAs?