On Christmas day my sister's girlfriend made the whole family sit down and watch BEYONCE, the visual album.

... Most of my family was sitting there like "Okay, she's doing too much. This is borderline ****". My cousin who likes Beyonce but feels like she's overrated said she's trying to be like Rihanna and my sister's girlfriend was like "bitch please, Rihanna's been trying to be Beyonce for the longest"...
