Too bad Telephone is such a bad song. Such a great music video based on the closest thing Gaga has ever released that is basic (well, that's a lie, because Brown Eyes is the most basic thing she will ever come out with).
I never thought I'd see an entire era of declining pop girl songs (G.U.Y., Pretty Hurts, TIHWD) that would make Marry The Night look like a smash. Justice has truly arrived for Gaga's best song.
The Female MJ indeed.
