I’m not so sure what’s happening here. But lemme take a few stabs at it anyway:
HER NEW SINGLE IS A PARTY ANTHEM“Yahoo!” is something that your Aunt Sandy might exclaim after winning five dollars from a scratch off Lottery ticket. In other words, it signifies that people are having a REALLY good time. Does this mean that Swift’s new single will be an up-tempo party anthem? Full of pounding beats, catchy hooks, and lyrics about drinking until the sun comes up? I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed to that. After all, according to E!, Swift is planning an “explosive” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards later this month…
HER NEW SINGLE IS ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE WITH A MUCH OLDER MANLet’s face it, only old people are visiting the Yahoo! home page these days, and only old people are using Yahoo! to search instead of Google. Did Taytay fall for an older guy? A father figure type with lots of money but very little hair (on his head)? It’s something to consider. Swift appears to have a pretty active dating life, and it stands to reason that she’d want to throw in a little variety every now and then.
NEVER MIND, IT’S TOTALLY ABOUT CYBERING, ISN’T IT?
I don’t know that people actually “cyber” anymore online now that we have text messaging and apps like Tindr for our phones, but if someone were looking to cyber in 2014, something tells me that they’d head straight to Yahoo!. I bet Yahoo!’s got some seriously freaky user-created groups where you can just log on and cyber all night long. ’90s nostalgia is so in right now, and Swift knows it. Are we in for an anthem to rival *NSYNC’s “Digital Get Down”?
The guitars in "22" serve such a Jackson 5 tea. Only the biblical MJ. Will anything on LP5 compare to this hymn?
