BeyGOD causing heeeeaaaavy breeeathing and strokes to S*itney, Deadney, Immobilney, or whatever the hell you wanna call her, stans? Again?
Are they maaaad at the fact that Deadney is losing her relevance and youth at a faster rate than African rape victims lose their virginity everyday?
Are they mad at the fact that the World's richest, powerful, wealthy, influential BeyGOD is still beautiful, talented, respected, capable of performing and showing her talents to the whole world on Super Bowls, Glastonburys, huge worldwide and stadium tours, and award shows? Can have Platinum singles, albums, Top 10 solo hits and huge tours? All that while Deadney is stuck in a small, local, Planet Hollywood casino, lip syncing her embarrassing, forgotten, old hits to a few nostalgic, middle aged gays and teen girls? And her latest album couldn't even scrap gold?
Are they mad at the fact that nobody (but few teen girls and middle aged gays, who every once in a while hit YouTube to remember old teen fads) gives a **** about that talentless, voiceless, immobile, washed-up, 47yo soccer mom looking piece of white trash and laughing stock of their fave?
Are they mad at the fact that when normal people think of her today (and they don't) they think of a *****, lip syncing joke who shaved her head, was taken to a mental hospital tied on stretchers and had her kids taken away from her?
And since they love making fun of tributes, Deadney's latest tribute (which ended up being BeyGOD tribute remember????) looked like this.
BeyGOD latest tribute looked like this.
Now I'm gonna a have a nice summer day in 2014. Those 3 Deadney stans will have a nice day in their special world, where Bill Clinton is still a president, where TRL is still in its early run and where Baywatch and Pamela Anderson are the biggest TV stars in the world.
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