Just when I thought she couldn't possibly sink any lower
The MJH performance . When she had the chair around her neck . That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it.
No one in the audience would have suspected a thing. Think about it:
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
Rita singing some generic crap and hopping on the Kesha clone's Dark Horse copy and effortlessly getting two hits. Sometimes it seems so easy but then you remember Pepcé her five year long struggle.