Sandra Lee is the worst cook in the history of The Food Network. All of her food looks cheap
and disgusting, not to mention her tacky "tablescapes." She clearly got on her knees
for a television series. None of her contemporaries take her seriously.
...Vin
She's horrible but still enjoyable. It's like she can't wait to rush through the food part (mostly canned stuff) so she can get to the drinks and fix an elaborate cocktail that's 80% alcohol.
I noticed that all of Jolie's strongest markets are gigantic:
- China (1.3 billion)
- India (1.2 billion); they basically think she's a goddess over there
- Indonesia (250 million)
- Brazil (200 million)
- Russia (150 million)
- Japan (130 million)
- Mexico (120 million) + they're invading America too so yassss
She's horrible but still enjoyable. It's like she can't wait to rush through the food part (mostly canned stuff) so she can get to the drinks and fix an elaborate cocktail that's 80% alcohol.
And who could forget Sandra Lee's "Kwanza Cake."
Quote:
Criticism of Lee has coalesced around a recipe for "Kwanzaa Cake" that she demonstrated on a episode of Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. The recipe consisted of angel food bundt cake topped with icing, cinnamon, apple pie filling, pumpkin seeds and corn nuts (all store-bought), with seven Kwanzaa candles then inserted into the cake.
I used to kinda hate on Germany but I love it now since I now know that Chelsea Handler doesn't use Germany + it's one of Jolie's strongest European markets + that schweinsteiger soccer player is kinda like super hot even though he looks like he could have been a member of the SS.
Question: What would happen if the first single from #R8 flops?
What would that mean? Enlighten me, kids.
...Vin
It means none of the pop girls are left standing and ATRL is essentially done.
Everyone's then on an equal footing again too I suppose, because we all stan for flops. Your fave is a flop, mine is too. Will any of us reach the Hot 100? Perfect harmony founded out of destruction.
Chelsea Handler is just as horrible as the nazis so not sure why she's making fun of Hitler anyway. Disgusting vile woman, she disgusts me more than Aniston + JFad. Talentless BEAST!
It means none of the pop girls are left standing and ATRL is essentially done.
Everyone's then on an equal footing again too I suppose, because we all stan for flops. Your fave is a flop, mine is too. Will any of us reach the Hot 100? Perfect harmony founded out of destruction.
But Rihanna isn't going to flop.
Just like Lady Gaga wasn't going to flop? Just like Britney Spears wasn't going to flop?
Rihanna literally has a 50/50 chance of flopping with the first #R8 single.
Question: What would happen if the first single from #R8 flops?
What would that mean? Enlighten me, kids.
...Vin
That's literally impossible because every producer submits their best songs to Rihanna before everyone else. She probably has four #1s by now and is just recording the fillers
Chelsea Handler is just as horrible as the nazis so not sure why she's making fun of Hitler anyway. Disgusting vile woman, she disgusts me more than Aniston + JFad. Talentless BEAST!
I think she's sick. It's one thing to make a light-hearted joke, but she takes it too far. "Her brain doesn't work anymore!" about Britney . Like mental illness is a laughing matter. Or "put it away, no one wants to see that anymore" about Madonna. Like she's supposed to just die b/c she's over 50
What a disaster.
Listening to Starlight by Taylord right now.
. Like mental illness is a laughing matter. Or "put it away, no one wants to see that anymore" about Madonna. Like she's supposed to just die b/c she's over 50 
